Whilst browsing throught some rubbish rag that had been left on the train last week, a photo of a young actor caught the eye. No, not in that way. The reason being that he bore an almost passing resemblance to our naff right-back turned super centre-back, Scott Doe.
Apparently, said young actor is the latest teenage fantasy, Robert Pattinson. Upon further research, it seems he was in Harry Potter and some other fantasy bollocks called Twilight, which probably explains why we had very little idea who he was until now. Also, he regularly features on ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ polls. A cheque will do fine, Scotty.
