Most Daggers fans would do well to know what Monty looks like, given that he gets less time on the field than John Gowens. However we have managed to take note of his appearance as he jogs up and down the touchline in his lovely bib.


We’ve decided that he bears an uncanny resemblance to Brazilian master Kaka with his black locks and slightly impish facial features. Maybe this is why Stilly signed the young left winger, only to realise he doesn’t actually play like a Galactico.









